Hope I am wrong?

Today Andy Burnham “The king of the north” has now been anointed as the UKs PM.

His early hours in the post seem to have been filled with efforts to maximise his enemies and disappoint his friends. Those dismissed need not worry however as he has pledged to solve homelessness .

His sense of humour is evidence by his appointment of his chancellor who will now have to fund his own defence cuts?

I hope I am proved wrong, but it is looking as if life at the top of the slippery pole is going to prove difficult and super glue will be a major asset.